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zackisontumblr:

*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*

(via filltheemptypagesofyourlife)

#humor 

smokebackthetears:

thatswhatmaryjanesaid:

smokebackthetears:

thatswhatmaryjanesaid:

Dude, Where’s My Grinder

Dude, Where’s My Lighter

Dude, Where’s My Weed

Dude, I Smoked it Cause You Stole My Lighter

(via thatswhatmaryjanesaid)

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

(via smokerlife)

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

(via chickens4sale)

thegirlygeekinitiative:

soldmysoul4wifi:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

CAN I SHIP IT

No, itll sink

(via your-average-white-boy)

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

(via your-average-white-boy)

misguided-ghosts-and-souls:

If there’s anything I’ve learned its to not take anything for granted, love every moment of something, or someone, life moves to fast to not show them how much they mean to you

(via spoopy-jordan)

toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

(via rainbow-unicorn-cx)

unkemptly:

trying to play hard to get while being hard to want

(via rainbow-unicorn-cx)

#humor 

tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

(via phoenyxangel)

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

(via little-miss-hepburn)

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